Friday, May 29, 2009

Uglu Sushi: Home-grown Canadian Luxury.

Attention, here it is, my pretty chickadees! All is in production. How strange is life, to be so! One moment Jacques and the veritable Mr Nuniwokingkac are languish in the gutter. The next, Holy Blue, we are the favoured suppliers in Rideau Hall. Oh yes, it's true. No sooner has that ironic lady, Madame Jean, read Jacques's last post, than Pouf! The orders have winged in.

Well Jacques, you say, it is surely no surprise. You are, after all, the man of many clevers. Was it not Jacques Shellac who has first imported refrigerators to Mr Nuniwokingkac's village of Igluknuk? Ah yes, that was a story. But another time.

In the meantime, we at Sons of the Big Canoe must turn our hand to the sushi. Mr Nuniwokingkac, already, waxes his paddle and hones his big knife in ready to hunt the little seals.
And Jacques, he tries the recipes and send them to Madame Jean in the big city for her try. How do you think now? Do you have your money-sock in your hand? Uglu Sushi will be very big, and you will make plenty dollars.

You are a valued Big Canoe friend and so, I have already sent you one free Premier Cru Uglusushi bento box. Soon you will enjoy hand-patted (by own fair thumbs) seal-heart miso rolls, tail-fin nigiri, the classic firecracker flippers sauce and, not forget, wasabi for no extra cost! Such feast!

We already explore new possibilities, too. With enormous expense we has sent out many of Jacque's hardy Quebec amis to search in the far and wide for toothsome tastes. And what have we we found? You will be surprised. It is huge, it is sauvage, it gives big fright with his nasty claw and teeth of yellow ... but he taste good! Yes - the polar bear teriyaki is not to be smelled at, and soon it will be all over you.


And so, finally, I share with you our caring company logo. It will sell Uglusushi all around because it show our consideration for natural food from the wild. We are proud to share, and hope you like. Let us know your mind.

1 comment:

Alison Hobbs said...

Monsieur Shellac, attention! Il faut vous avertir que le foie d'ours polaire est mortel s'il n'est pas mangé très très bien bouilli! Mais vous le saviez déjà sans doute.